Top 5 songs named after girls.

5 — Angie by the Rolling Stones


4 — Jessica by the Allman Brothers


3 — Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel


2 — Billie Jean by Michael Jackson


1 — Alison by Elvis Costello

Top Five Worst Moments To Stop Believin' Ever

Get ready to hold on to that feelin' with our Top Five Worst Moments to Stop Believin' Ever*

5. College Humor
Parody of the original. I suppose it's ironic that I'm posting a video mocking the song we're here lauding, but the guy swooning at 1:36 makes me forget all that.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

4. My cousin Tim's wedding.
No video evidence. Thank god.

3. Family Guy
That is Journey!


2. Sopranos
Won't be a spoiler and post the link, but an awesome end to an awesome series.

1. Scrubs


0. Glee.
Zero, as in "zero chance I will ever watch this show or post a video from it on this site". I hate that show more than Adam West hates baseball cards.

-NLF

*previously known as Top Five Don't Stop Believin' Moments Ever.

Top Five Best Troy McClure Movies Ever

Hi, I'm Troy McClure.  You may remember me from such films as...

5. Christmas Ape/ Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp

It's about time they made a sequel to Christmas Ape.

4. Son of Sanford and Son
Click here.

3. The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed
Rumor is they're remaking this with Megan Fox.  Keep your eyes peeled.

2. They Came To Burgle Carnegie Hall
Think Ocean's 11 with Practice! Practice! Practice!

1. All The President's Monkeys
Starring Christmas Ape!

--NLF